
I think our town’s Chamber of Commerce needs to drink more coffee. Maybe then they’d WAKE UP to the idiocy of courting and promoting chain retail stores over local mom and pop shops.

and it’s a good thing nobody in #HarrisonArkansas has any clue about #branding or #marketing like they do up in #Branson, because this would offer some serious competition. It’s good though, and I encourage it. #Harrison can keep napping, because the less branding and marketing the local businesses do, the more of the customers I’ll snatch away with #InfluencerMarketing, #Meme Marketing, and the production of #DankMemes. What these local comatose businesses don’t realize is that today, every business is a brand and media company, and a business’ Instagram feed should be entertaining, and not an endless scroll of trite shit FOR SALE. Because nobody gives a rat’s ass. They want to be informed and entertained, and not be told to buy random trinkets in their FREE time.