The Truth is invisible to those who wish to be blind, and silent to those who desire to be deaf. But there’s an extra spicy place in hell for those who sell The Helen Keller Experience, like CNN.
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A parrot will say whatever you tell it to say. If you don’t believe me, just go try talking to a CNN viewer.
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This is 100% true, in a CNN sense of the word.
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What else would you expect from a place that calls itself the “Land of The Free,” but has the highest incarceration rate in the world?
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My Waterfall Lollipops are 100% REAL fake, just like CNN is 100% FAKE real. The fish-piss taste in my Waterfall Lollipops lasts 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, with intermittent Brita-Water-Filter-Commercial-Break-Flavored freshness.
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Since CNN provides #FakeNews 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, I like to think of it as Kool-Aid with FREE refills.
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The key to keeping your pet waterfall happy is feeding it Kool-Aid, and if you don’t want to turn your pet waterfall all red, as if it’s in a continual state of blushing, I recommend using the transparent flavor of Kool-Aid called CNN.
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Who’s more trustworthy, NASA, CNN, or Disney? All sell fantasy, but I wouldn’t let Disney babysit my kids—especially if there were a global shortage of #adrenochrome.
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If #FakeNews is nonsense, then the best reply is a non sequitur. Just because they tell 10% of the truth, doesn’t mean they’re not 100% bullshit. I could just ignore them, but then they’d be ignorant to my true disgust for them, and where’s the fun in that?
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I should write a book called “The Art of Trolling.” Of course, if trolling is an art, then #FakeNews is the paint that gives it vibrancy and adds vividness to the colors.
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