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Before there was Judeo-Christianity in America, there was just Christianity. You know, before abortions, fake money, fake news, society dissolving into third-world status, and endless fraudulent war.

2019/06/282019/06/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If #FakeNews is nonsense, then the best reply is a non sequitur. Just because they tell 10% of the truth, doesn’t mean they’re not 100% bullshit. I could just ignore them, but then they’d be ignorant to my true disgust for them, and where’s the fun in that?

2018/07/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I should write a book called “The Art of Trolling.” Of course, if trolling is an art, then #FakeNews is the paint that gives it vibrancy and adds vividness to the colors.

2018/07/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I keep trying to give away FREE samples of what I think is a great product for CNN, bottles of my urine, but I don’t know what it takes to make a sale. But that’s OK, because CNN doesn’t know how to make me believe them, so they keep selling make-believe, as if that’ll work.

2018/06/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I collect silver. You know, for a rainy day. That’s also why I collect umbrellas. I would sell you one, but I’d much rather rent them out.

2018/03/132018/03/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Two ducks walked into a bar. So stupid! They must have been CNN viewers, because they should have lived up to their name and ducked. Thankfully when they hit their heads, they didn’t damage their brains—because only because they had no brains to begin with.

2018/03/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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One of the first things you must do when you become a man is to put away childish things. Yes, that includes your dinosaur toys—and your childlike belief in them. They couldn’t possibly be extinct—because they never existed.

2018/02/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m now discounting my Jazz Hands Dance Class, because, surprisingly, nobody’s signed up

2017/11/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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