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Tuxedos as formal wear is soooooo March 7th, 2019. Today is March 8th, 2019, and that means these jeans are the NEW must-have wedding attire.

2019/03/092019/03/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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These days, relevant Fashion Houses are mostly influenced by Meme Culture, but Kind Art Zoo Jar’s main influence is the migratory patterns of populations based on varying tax rates. The fact that he’ll put you to sleep is what makes him so woke!

2019/02/172019/02/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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This #sponsored #ad is brought to you by #KindArtZooJar. It’s the only Fashion House made entirely of cards, and that’s why they have all the deals.

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The point of modeling is to increase the visibility of the clothing being showcased, so why hire beautiful people who only distract from the product? Why not hire me at 50% the cost, and a 100% increase in transparency?

2019/01/202019/01/20 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My meatloaf is cow sushi, in that it’s absolutely raw. It tastes terrible, but it’s made with 100% Pure Love, and that’s why I hope you’ll take home all the leftovers before they get too stinky.

2018/11/272018/11/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The genius part about my #startup idea where clothes fade to zero opacity when the monthly subscription goes unpaid, is women would NOT tolerate seeing this man go shirtless, and neither would the gay male community. They would all scream, “Pay your bill!”

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