When a mass of people gather to watch two people fight, the best seat in the house is behind the counter that displays the candy and popcorn FOR SALE. Show your “I VOTED” sticker to receive a 50% discount on a half-sized bag.
Tag: civil war
I have a doppelgänger who fought in The American Civil War in the 1860s, so people always assume I’m 200 years old. They ask me, “What’s the secret to long life?” Simple: Accept FREE food, but try not to get turned into Duck Soup once you’ve been fattened up.
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Orville, Clive, Stuart, Ambrose, Thaddeus, Landon, Jaxson, Colton, Ayden, Kingston, Duke, Nathaniel, Wesley, Blake, Preston, Colt, Arthur, & Remington all told me it would be better to be shot by a Yankee than to give my heart to you, but I was Helen Keller to their sound advice.
