Tag: children
People jealous of my dad bod would be even more envious to know that I don’t even train to maintain my slovenly appearance. My slob look is all natural. The only thing I train for is Election Day, my Olympics, where I vote so hard I literally save America. You’re welcome.
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One of the first things you must do when you become a man is to put away childish things. Yes, that includes your dinosaur toys—and your childlike belief in them. They couldn’t possibly be extinct—because they never existed.
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The best things in life may be free, but I can assure you none of those things come from the government. When the government says FREE, they really mean by force.
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Kids aren’t taught how to think for themselves, and the only thing they truly learn is how to not think for themselves. So public schools are successful, because this is what they set out to do, as far as educating our youth.
