BearPaw Duck Farm’s omelets are for people with nut allergies. They don’t contain nuts, but you’d have to be nuts to not BUY one.
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Is a bag of BearPaw Duck Farm’s Powdered Egg Substitute Protein Mix more valuable than cocaine? Give it a snort and find out for yourself!
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Who said manufacturing in America is dead? We make all sorts of stuff. We make war, fake money, fake news, and fake food. We also make real food, too. BearPaw Duck Farm’s Organic Orange-legged Aquatic Birds are 100% factory FRESH. You can hardly taste machine!
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The desert is nothing without water. Actually, it’s everything without water, because if it had water it would cease to be a desert. Powdered Duck Eggs are the same way. Just add water! Or don’t! How you consume them is up to you.
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At BearPaw Duck Farm, our customer service representatives work 24/7 to make sure you are satisfied. If nobody answers your call within five rings, like The Olympics logo, call back in four years.
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This GIF doubles as an air freshener. It smells like watery duck poop.
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I know I advertised nude content from Michael J. 666 to get you to sign up for my OnlyFans account, but would you be disappointed enough to ask for a refund if all my videos are of me reading Victorian Love Poetry while sitting by a fire with my cat on my lap?
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I dance like both my shoes are nailed to the wall. It goes way beyond mere performance and into the realm of art. I am the Rodin of the music world.
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People often mistake my extreme athleticism for laziness. They think my cat and I are simply taking a nap, but they don’t realize we are training in the sport known as Cuddling. The only way you get to be World Cuddling Champions is if you train for hours and hours every day.
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If you haven’t been censored by Twitter, Facebook, or YouTube, you have no character. No, what you are is a cartoon character, like a Disney princess, because you’re living in a Fantasy Land, and just going along with a script written by pedophiles.
