I would VOTE for a vending machine, but I want to rid politics of prostitutes. If you want to have sex, you must use exact change ONLY!
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Most people aren’t fortunate enough to know what the future looks like, but for Branson it looks fatter and older. Maybe hospital tourism is another way to attract a wider audience.
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A Presidential Election is an event that changes the world one single-celled organism at a time. Remember: Where amoebas group together, there is great power in slime.
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Branson is the kind of town where they’ll try to sell you an umbrella when it’s raining, to keep you dry, and if it’s sunny they’ll also try to sell you an umbrella, to keep you cool. But why buy from them, when my umbrellas are now Buy 11, Get One FREE?
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The future is NOW. Well, it will be, in just one second. If you’re patient, I think you’ll find it’s worth the wait. You’ve gotta see how far we’ve come as a society! It’s beautiful here!
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The fact that we have become strangers tears my heart in two. I need a minute to collect myself. Come back in 60 seconds and I should be the guy you know and love.
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Am I a cynic? No, I’m a realist, and only a simpleton confuses the two.
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Societal change starts with me, and if I use my voice to say another should speak for me, by voting, then I can change The System. I’ll use The System to beat The System, by giving power to another person to challenge The System for me, with the understanding that The System that person earns a living off of should be destroyed by that person.
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Sometimes things are how they are, and sometimes things are how they aren’t, and in between are some things. Ah, but that’s life, no?
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