By embracing international corporations, and encouraging them to come to town, the Chamber of Commerce is making everyone poorer, because Mom & Pop shops can’t compete on price, and all the money spent at Global Inc. gets siphoned away and can’t spiral around locally.

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Branson business owners complain that it’s hard to find good help among the locals. I guess it would be hard to find quality American labor when you’re paying Chinese slave factory wages.

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The Chamber of Commerce is a relic of the 1890s, like Oscar Wilde, only not timeless. They’re also not timeful. They’re like a broken watch that everyone keeps looking at, but doesn’t actually do anything but cost money.

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First Disneyland temporarily closed, and I wonder if next The Circus will be permanently shut down. Oh, it would be a shame if Branson abolished The Chamber of Commerce.

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The president of The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is like a finely sculpted piece of raw clay—in that he needs to be fired. Also, he’s finely sculpted in the same way as an overflowing trash can.

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Oh, The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is going to sunny Puerto Rico in the middle of dreary winter? Who is paying for their vacation that’s masquerading as philanthropic mission work?

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I like the circus, because they make a business out of being a clown show. But I hate The Chamber of Commerce in Harrison Arkansas, because they make a clown show out of business.

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I’d have more respect for The Chamber of Commerce if they sold red, rubber noses, because at least they’d be honest about being a clown show. They recently gloated about bringing in a national fitness chain, despite this small town already having TWO locally owned gyms.

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I’m a bit of a marathon runner myself. I once ran for Class President, and I only lost by 26.2 miles. It was a tight race.

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Let’s make a deal. You sell a good or service people want to buy, and I’ll hold a ribbon cutting ceremony for you, give you a handshake, and then use my congratulatory manus to pat myself on the back for all the business I created for the local economy.

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By embracing international corporations, and encouraging them to come to town, the Chamber of Commerce is making everyone poorer, because Mom & Pop shops can’t compete on price, and all the money spent at Global Inc. gets siphoned away and can’t spiral around locally.

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Branson business owners complain that it’s hard to find good help among the locals. I guess it would be hard to find quality American labor when you’re paying Chinese slave factory wages.

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The Chamber of Commerce is a relic of the 1890s, like Oscar Wilde, only not timeless. They’re also not timeful. They’re like a broken watch that everyone keeps looking at, but doesn’t actually do anything but cost money.

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First Disneyland temporarily closed, and I wonder if next The Circus will be permanently shut down. Oh, it would be a shame if Branson abolished The Chamber of Commerce.

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The president of The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is like a finely sculpted piece of raw clay—in that he needs to be fired. Also, he’s finely sculpted in the same way as an overflowing trash can.

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Oh, The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is going to sunny Puerto Rico in the middle of dreary winter? Who is paying for their vacation that’s masquerading as philanthropic mission work?

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I like the circus, because they make a business out of being a clown show. But I hate The Chamber of Commerce in Harrison Arkansas, because they make a clown show out of business.

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I’d have more respect for The Chamber of Commerce if they sold red, rubber noses, because at least they’d be honest about being a clown show. They recently gloated about bringing in a national fitness chain, despite this small town already having TWO locally owned gyms.

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I’m a bit of a marathon runner myself. I once ran for Class President, and I only lost by 26.2 miles. It was a tight race.

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Let’s make a deal. You sell a good or service people want to buy, and I’ll hold a ribbon cutting ceremony for you, give you a handshake, and then use my congratulatory manus to pat myself on the back for all the business I created for the local economy.

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