Tag: celebration
My favorite bird is Thanksgiving, and I eat it once a year twice, to celebrate being able to celebrate. I take absurdity very seriously, and I suggest you $19.95 while you can still afford it or before it melts into Leftover Meatloaf.
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When I get married, I think I am going to invite the trees of The Ozarks to my wedding, because it will be wonderful on my Day of Love to be surrounded by so many of my dancing students.
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Our love is too big for us to selfishly try to hoard it all to ourselves, and that’s why I think we should sell the excess to eager customers who all want what we have.
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Lilly Hobbs versus Fast Food. Quality overcomes speed. A local business For The Win!
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There are two kinds of fireworks: The kind that explode in the sky for people celebrating Officially Sanctioned Holidays, and the kind that come from talking shit about Officially Sanctioned Holidays. I prefer the latter, and I make them myself. They’re FOR SALE until July 4th.
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At one time in my youth, I loved playing basketball. That was probably the best 30 seconds of my life.
