They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.

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Right now I’m selling tornado-flavored ice cream at Buy One get 99 FREE for ONLY $19.95! (Offer not valid for residents of Oklahoma, Kansas, or Nebraska.)

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One hug is two people completing The Circle of Love.

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I talk a lot with my hands, and that’s why cats love conversing with me, because no matter what I’m saying I’m doing it silently while petting them. It’s double body language.

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If I could, I’d work 24 hours a day. And by work I mean sleep, because I’m all about that Hustle Life.

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Does enlightenment come through the brain, or the heart? To love fully is to live at your highest potential.

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I’m now renting whispers and Purr Factories, and if you purchase with in the next 19 minutes, I’ll even include some of my world-famous Leftover Meatloaf for FREE. That’s the 1999 vintage, and it still has that Y2K flavor.

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When my cat is around, I just have so much love to give it’s like a buffet. Prices start at $19.95, though I do offer a Senior Discount if you buy before five.

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If you ever think you’re funny, just try your material on your cat, and then get back to writing, because you have work to do.

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It’s a little disconcerting looking back on your life and seeing your past self looking back at you.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.

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Right now I’m selling tornado-flavored ice cream at Buy One get 99 FREE for ONLY $19.95! (Offer not valid for residents of Oklahoma, Kansas, or Nebraska.)

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One hug is two people completing The Circle of Love.

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I talk a lot with my hands, and that’s why cats love conversing with me, because no matter what I’m saying I’m doing it silently while petting them. It’s double body language.

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If I could, I’d work 24 hours a day. And by work I mean sleep, because I’m all about that Hustle Life.

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Does enlightenment come through the brain, or the heart? To love fully is to live at your highest potential.

Like this:

I’m now renting whispers and Purr Factories, and if you purchase with in the next 19 minutes, I’ll even include some of my world-famous Leftover Meatloaf for FREE. That’s the 1999 vintage, and it still has that Y2K flavor.

Like this:

When my cat is around, I just have so much love to give it’s like a buffet. Prices start at $19.95, though I do offer a Senior Discount if you buy before five.

Like this:

If you ever think you’re funny, just try your material on your cat, and then get back to writing, because you have work to do.

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It’s a little disconcerting looking back on your life and seeing your past self looking back at you.

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