Tag: cats
I talk a lot with my hands, and that’s why cats love conversing with me, because no matter what I’m saying I’m doing it silently while petting them. It’s double body language.
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If I could, I’d work 24 hours a day. And by work I mean sleep, because I’m all about that Hustle Life.
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Does enlightenment come through the brain, or the heart? To love fully is to live at your highest potential.
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I’m now renting whispers and Purr Factories, and if you purchase with in the next 19 minutes, I’ll even include some of my world-famous Leftover Meatloaf for FREE. That’s the 1999 vintage, and it still has that Y2K flavor.
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When my cat is around, I just have so much love to give it’s like a buffet. Prices start at $19.95, though I do offer a Senior Discount if you buy before five.
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If you ever think you’re funny, just try your material on your cat, and then get back to writing, because you have work to do.
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It’s a little disconcerting looking back on your life and seeing your past self looking back at you.
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2019 seems to be the year that men becoming women produces yawns induced by boredom. When men start transitioning into cats, wake me up, because it’s not like I don’t already self-identify as one.
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What year is it? I don’t even know, because since I’ve been cuddling with a hologram, I’ve been living in The Future! For ONLY $19.95, you can buy a ticket to the place everyone would pay to go to now, but will eventually end up there for FREE. Save time by spending money!
