Here are two clips of her swirling words sloshing and gurgling before going where they belong. Why waste time complaining about me complaining, when she could be doing something productive, like complaining about the things I’m complaining about?

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I cuddle cats, and I catch fish, but I never wrestle with catfish, because I take naps in blocks of time that are wooden and that double as coffee tables. FREE refills while supplies last.

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While you’re waiting on the love of your life, why don’t you go to the bathroom and wash your hands 4,321 times? It’s stocked with enough April in The Ozarks to get you through this winter of your soul.

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I’m a writer, so the only math I liked was Algebra, because I was all about the letters. I had no idea what to do with the numbers, but trying to find X made me feel like a treasure hunter.

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This is a great idea that’s a terrible idea. Plus, if I made soap that was scented like petroleum, The US Military would invade my shower and kill me.

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Cats make cuddly pets, but you can’t take them for walks. That’s why I love my pet waterfall, which also makes the splashiest snuggles. However, cats are the superior jazz musicians.

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Cats are masters at washing with just wetness, so the look of surprise at being able to soap himself clean with April in The Ozarks is The Mount Everest of excitement.

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I’m with Smudge The Cat. You can take your hologram dancing to some other galaxy. This is a Holographic Zone only.

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Who hasn’t been there before, am I right? And since you have been there, can you give me the address? I’ve always wanted to cuddle with a pink cat.

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If history repeats itself, endlessly looping, then what better way to record and display the data than in GIF format? A song’s chorus is the hook that snags a listener’s fish-like ears. People respond favorably to repetition. People respond favorably to repetition.

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I cuddle cats, and I catch fish, but I never wrestle with catfish, because I take naps in blocks of time that are wooden and that double as coffee tables. FREE refills while supplies last.

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While you’re waiting on the love of your life, why don’t you go to the bathroom and wash your hands 4,321 times? It’s stocked with enough April in The Ozarks to get you through this winter of your soul.

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I’m a writer, so the only math I liked was Algebra, because I was all about the letters. I had no idea what to do with the numbers, but trying to find X made me feel like a treasure hunter.

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This is a great idea that’s a terrible idea. Plus, if I made soap that was scented like petroleum, The US Military would invade my shower and kill me.

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Cats make cuddly pets, but you can’t take them for walks. That’s why I love my pet waterfall, which also makes the splashiest snuggles. However, cats are the superior jazz musicians.

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Cats are masters at washing with just wetness, so the look of surprise at being able to soap himself clean with April in The Ozarks is The Mount Everest of excitement.

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I’m with Smudge The Cat. You can take your hologram dancing to some other galaxy. This is a Holographic Zone only.

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Who hasn’t been there before, am I right? And since you have been there, can you give me the address? I’ve always wanted to cuddle with a pink cat.

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If history repeats itself, endlessly looping, then what better way to record and display the data than in GIF format? A song’s chorus is the hook that snags a listener’s fish-like ears. People respond favorably to repetition. People respond favorably to repetition.

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