Tag: butterfly
A firefly is flying fire, but is a butterfly flying butter? It should be called a flutterfly.
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I tried telling her, but she wouldn’t listen. I tried showing her, but she refused to see. I asked her what she thought, and she refused to say. That was the last time I ever spoke to Helen Keller.
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When I asked him about money, he melted like a piece of chocolate wrapped as a gold coin, and I never eat those things, for fear that they taste like Fake Money. Would you eat something that was flavored like fiat currency?
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I used to be a bicycle salesman, with my main promotion being Buy One Tire, Get One FREE. Now I sell Unicycles, and when you buy one you get a FREE handlebar mustache.
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Love flutters like a butterfly, and it grows like a floating rose.
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When mixed with my lips, her kiss is shaped like desire, and it tastes like how a sunset in The Ozarks makes my heart glow.
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My heart is a red butterfly that flutters only for you, and your love is is the floral scent of The Ozarks that fills every breath of mine with exotic desire.
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Powdered Rose Substitute doesn’t have The Gift of Flight, but butterfly wings on a dolphin wouldn’t make good swimming fins, if you know what I mean. What I’m trying to say is HURRY UP AND BUY! The SALE ends when Bob Ross finishes the masterpiece he’s painting now in the past.
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A bouquet of butterflies would be like a dozen flying roses, and that kind of romance would really make my heart flutter.
