Tag: butterfly
I used to be a bicycle salesman, with my main promotion being Buy One Tire, Get One FREE. Now I sell Unicycles, and when you buy one you get a FREE handlebar mustache.
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Love flutters like a butterfly, and it grows like a floating rose.
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When mixed with my lips, her kiss is shaped like desire, and it tastes like how a sunset in The Ozarks makes my heart glow.
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My heart is a red butterfly that flutters only for you, and your love is is the floral scent of The Ozarks that fills every breath of mine with exotic desire.
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Powdered Rose Substitute doesn’t have The Gift of Flight, but butterfly wings on a dolphin wouldn’t make good swimming fins, if you know what I mean. What I’m trying to say is HURRY UP AND BUY! The SALE ends when Bob Ross finishes the masterpiece he’s painting now in the past.
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A bouquet of butterflies would be like a dozen flying roses, and that kind of romance would really make my heart flutter.
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#Startup idea: Instead of a dozen roses at a time, sell bouquets of butterflies to men who love romancing their women, but also want to show that their love is going places, and isn’t just going to sit still demanding water or it’ll kill itself.
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Photo by Timothy Snow, master of #InfluencerMarketing and also #InfluenceMarketing. The two may seem the same, but that one little r makes all the difference in the wold.
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A butterfly is a flying flower. Or is a flower a butterfly on a stem? Either way, I’m growing a mobile garden full of them, because of all the things to grow, I think the most profitable is romance.
