What reason could you possibly have for not buying this GIF? You might say, “Because it’s worthless.” And to that I’d reply, “So are fiat currencies, including The Dollar.” Sounds like an even trade to me.

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2019 seems to be the year that men becoming women produces yawns induced by boredom. When men start transitioning into cats, wake me up, because it’s not like I don’t already self-identify as one.

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Microwavable Frozen Juice is The Drink of The Future! Trust me, I’ve been there. Either that or my watch is just five minutes fast. Either way, my 32-degree drink is ON SALE for just the next 300 seconds. Get it BEFORE the past catches up to this HOT new beverage!

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Don’t forget to try my cabbage soup. It’s fresh NOW. Well, assuming you’re reading this on March 5th, 2012, which is coming up on seven years ago. With my Teleportation Box, you can buy from me no matter where you are in the world and still loyally shop local.

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This #sponsored #ad is brought to you by Kind Art Zoo Jar. Why pay more for less, when you could pay less for less?

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At $19.95, this offer is like a TWO-for-ONE, because my Accounting 101 class uses the exact same material that I use to teach my class called: How To Get The Sleep You’ve Always Dreamed About.

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I don’t have much to offer you, other than A Love Of A Lifetime. At ONLY $19.95, you can try to shop around, but NOBODY will beat that price. But if you act before February 14th, you’ll get this incredible deal at Buy One, Get One FREE!

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Buying dollars with dollars at a one-to-one ratio may be a waste of time, but at least it’s not a waste of fake money. Get them while they’re still crispy!

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No matter what you want to buy, I’ve got it FOR SALE. It may be something completely different, but that’s balanced out by the fact that it’s more expensive. And broken.

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What reason could you possibly have for not buying this GIF? You might say, “Because it’s worthless.” And to that I’d reply, “So are fiat currencies, including The Dollar.” Sounds like an even trade to me.

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You can afford to sell at 50% off when you have a whole warehouse full of the stuff, like I do.

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2019 seems to be the year that men becoming women produces yawns induced by boredom. When men start transitioning into cats, wake me up, because it’s not like I don’t already self-identify as one.

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Microwavable Frozen Juice is The Drink of The Future! Trust me, I’ve been there. Either that or my watch is just five minutes fast. Either way, my 32-degree drink is ON SALE for just the next 300 seconds. Get it BEFORE the past catches up to this HOT new beverage!

Like this:

Don’t forget to try my cabbage soup. It’s fresh NOW. Well, assuming you’re reading this on March 5th, 2012, which is coming up on seven years ago. With my Teleportation Box, you can buy from me no matter where you are in the world and still loyally shop local.

Like this:

This #sponsored #ad is brought to you by Kind Art Zoo Jar. Why pay more for less, when you could pay less for less?

Like this:

At $19.95, this offer is like a TWO-for-ONE, because my Accounting 101 class uses the exact same material that I use to teach my class called: How To Get The Sleep You’ve Always Dreamed About.

Like this:

I don’t have much to offer you, other than A Love Of A Lifetime. At ONLY $19.95, you can try to shop around, but NOBODY will beat that price. But if you act before February 14th, you’ll get this incredible deal at Buy One, Get One FREE!

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Buying dollars with dollars at a one-to-one ratio may be a waste of time, but at least it’s not a waste of fake money. Get them while they’re still crispy!

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No matter what you want to buy, I’ve got it FOR SALE. It may be something completely different, but that’s balanced out by the fact that it’s more expensive. And broken.

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