Skip to content

Love now, not later. Also, love later.

Contact Me
About
My Books On Amazon

Tag: bumper

I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. (Powdered love poetry and water sold separately.)

2020/02/282020/02/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

giphy-33

Share this:

Email
Tweet
Share on Tumblr
More

Print
Pocket
WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

Share this:

Email
Tweet
Share on Tumblr
More

Print
Pocket
WhatsApp

Like this:

Like Loading...

tag cloud

Search for:

Follow me on Twitter

Recent Posts

Everyone is getting crazier. And poorer. Which is making everyone even crazier.
I once wrote a 100,000-word book. But don’t worry, I managed to edit it down to just over one million words.
A hundred dollars used to have value. Now it has grown fat and worthless. Or has it grown so skinny as to be useless?
If I were the world’s richest man, I’d present myself as the world’s poorest, because I’d want people to want me for me. In fact, I’m so poor I want to be Guinness verified as The World’s Poorest—and I’m even willing to pay for the title (a bribe).
Do you enjoy being out in nature? By 2030, when you’re living in your 20 by 30 cement stacked box in the city, you’ll probably be able to rent walks in the park for ONLY $19.95 per month.

Blog at WordPress.com.

Follow Following
- jarodkintz.com
- Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.

Loading Comments...

Write a Comment...

Email (Required)

Name (Required)

Website

%d bloggers like this:

%d bloggers like this: