Dr. Gibsmedat is right. Where’s my fake money?!
Tag: broken
“You break it, you buy it.” That retail maxim is what I told my cat. Well, he broke it. But he couldn’t buy it, because not only does he not have any money—he doesn’t even have any fake money (dollars).
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Right now The People of Branson are broke, but soon they’ll be broken. The town has one industry, tourism, and is wholly dependent on people having discretionary income for vacation, and that economic model is at odds with a fiat currency in its late stage.
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No matter what you want to buy, I’ve got it FOR SALE. It may be something completely different, but that’s balanced out by the fact that it’s more expensive. And broken.
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If you act within the next fifteen minutes, I’ll also include a FREE toaster oven! Like the watch, it’s broken, and that’s what makes it such a great gift for your mother-in-law!
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My watch may be broken, but that doesn’t mean it’s not FOR SALE. The time is always now, but the price is right only for the next ten minutes. Keep it for yourself or give it to your mother-in-law. Sends a great message.
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