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If you act within the next fifteen minutes, I’ll also include a FREE toaster oven! Like the watch, it’s broken, and that’s what makes it such a great gift for your mother-in-law!

2019/02/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Our love is timeless, like a broken watch. That’s why it’s now ON SALE for 50% OFF!

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Our love is timeless, like a broken watch. Sorry I’m late.

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