Remember to VOTE! Because if you don’t VOTE, then the same globalist corporate mascot will get selected, but you won’t feel empowered and like you had a tiny sliver of control in the outcome.

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In 2020, blindfolds aren’t worn over one’s eyes—they’re worn over mouths. The quickest way to spot someone with no insight is to look and see if they are wearing a face mask for a virus that’s so deadly it would lose in a one-on-one fight against Hillary Clinton, who’s still FREE.

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If the people in Branson thought 60 minutes of hustle for nine dollars an hour was frustrating and infuriating, they’ll really love zero, both in terms of money and avaliable work. But perhaps when they’re sleeping on the street they can use their Trump 2020 flags as blankets.

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I drink every ounce of beer like it’s a liquid gold coin. Craig at Cheeky Monkey made me feel like a Swiss vault—and at piggybank prices.

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I’m such a good dancer that I make marble statues look fluid. The only thing I do with more enthusiasm is VOTE.

2020/09/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

My only note for Branson’s Anthems of Rock is what I tell potential buyers at my Tupperware Parties: You can never have too much Meatloaf. It makes such perfect Leftovers that a whole show could be done from the classic love ballad that’s beloved by fans of all hearing ranges.

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I make my memes so spicy that I’ve got Popeyes calling me asking me for my recipe. I’ve got to make them hot, because I’m trying to sell mayonnaise.

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Of all the ways to say I love you, saying it in Cupcake is the most romantic. Just don’t try to say I love you with a mouthful of strawberry I love you.

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Nothing like a little controversy and conspiracy to drum up interest in a business. Speaking of drums, I’m starting a band, and Branson, Missouri—The Musician will be playing keytar.

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When it comes to Sweet Sensations by Marie’s cupcakes, it’s hard to pick a favorite. But if I had to choose just one, I’d make it one of everything.

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In 2020, blindfolds aren’t worn over one’s eyes—they’re worn over mouths. The quickest way to spot someone with no insight is to look and see if they are wearing a face mask for a virus that’s so deadly it would lose in a one-on-one fight against Hillary Clinton, who’s still FREE.

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If the people in Branson thought 60 minutes of hustle for nine dollars an hour was frustrating and infuriating, they’ll really love zero, both in terms of money and avaliable work. But perhaps when they’re sleeping on the street they can use their Trump 2020 flags as blankets.

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I drink every ounce of beer like it’s a liquid gold coin. Craig at Cheeky Monkey made me feel like a Swiss vault—and at piggybank prices.

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I’m such a good dancer that I make marble statues look fluid. The only thing I do with more enthusiasm is VOTE.

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My only note for Branson’s Anthems of Rock is what I tell potential buyers at my Tupperware Parties: You can never have too much Meatloaf. It makes such perfect Leftovers that a whole show could be done from the classic love ballad that’s beloved by fans of all hearing ranges.

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I make my memes so spicy that I’ve got Popeyes calling me asking me for my recipe. I’ve got to make them hot, because I’m trying to sell mayonnaise.

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Of all the ways to say I love you, saying it in Cupcake is the most romantic. Just don’t try to say I love you with a mouthful of strawberry I love you.

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Nothing like a little controversy and conspiracy to drum up interest in a business. Speaking of drums, I’m starting a band, and Branson, Missouri—The Musician will be playing keytar.

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When it comes to Sweet Sensations by Marie’s cupcakes, it’s hard to pick a favorite. But if I had to choose just one, I’d make it one of everything.

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