The Search for The Lost Treasure of Jesse James is the ONLY Branson attraction where you spend money for the chance to make money. It could be the easiest way to swim in cash without waiting for inflation to make you into both a millionaire and a peasant.

2019/02/222019/02/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

My heart is shaped like a strawberry, and when it’s full of your lemonade-flavored love it’s probably something that Branson tourists would pay $19.95 to sip on in the hot summer. I’m hoping you’ll supply me with FREE refills.

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I don’t have much to offer you, other than A Love Of A Lifetime. At ONLY $19.95, you can try to shop around, but NOBODY will beat that price. But if you act before February 14th, you’ll get this incredible deal at Buy One, Get One FREE!

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After Wendell’s daring performance, if he should somehow survive, and that is a big IF for such a reasonable ticket price, join us as Wendell leads us in The Search for The Lost Treasure of Jesse James. Metal detector rentals ONLY $19.95.

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I was born a salesman, and I was born after the promotional date, so I hope my mom got me for 50% OFF. I do know I was Buy One, Get One FREE, which is odd because I don’t have a twin, and that’s why I’m so extra.

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Though The Ozarks are often foggy and mysterious, I can see clearly, because I let my heart provide my vision.

2018/12/272018/12/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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We had a love that could light the night sky with pastels like we were the sunrise, but we don’t have that anymore. I’m the only one who has our love now, but I keep it safe in my heart just in case you ever come back for it.

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A shoplifter in a shopping cart is already in a prison cell of sorts.

2018/12/042018/12/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Our love is purple, because you are red and I’m always so blue.

2018/12/032018/12/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Our love is pure like the breeze in The Ozarks, and though I can’t see it, I can feel it, and that fires up all my other senses and torches my soul with desire.

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The Search for The Lost Treasure of Jesse James is the ONLY Branson attraction where you spend money for the chance to make money. It could be the easiest way to swim in cash without waiting for inflation to make you into both a millionaire and a peasant.

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My heart is shaped like a strawberry, and when it’s full of your lemonade-flavored love it’s probably something that Branson tourists would pay $19.95 to sip on in the hot summer. I’m hoping you’ll supply me with FREE refills.

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I don’t have much to offer you, other than A Love Of A Lifetime. At ONLY $19.95, you can try to shop around, but NOBODY will beat that price. But if you act before February 14th, you’ll get this incredible deal at Buy One, Get One FREE!

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After Wendell’s daring performance, if he should somehow survive, and that is a big IF for such a reasonable ticket price, join us as Wendell leads us in The Search for The Lost Treasure of Jesse James. Metal detector rentals ONLY $19.95.

Like this:

I was born a salesman, and I was born after the promotional date, so I hope my mom got me for 50% OFF. I do know I was Buy One, Get One FREE, which is odd because I don’t have a twin, and that’s why I’m so extra.

Like this:

Though The Ozarks are often foggy and mysterious, I can see clearly, because I let my heart provide my vision.

Like this:

We had a love that could light the night sky with pastels like we were the sunrise, but we don’t have that anymore. I’m the only one who has our love now, but I keep it safe in my heart just in case you ever come back for it.

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A shoplifter in a shopping cart is already in a prison cell of sorts.

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Our love is purple, because you are red and I’m always so blue.

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Our love is pure like the breeze in The Ozarks, and though I can’t see it, I can feel it, and that fires up all my other senses and torches my soul with desire.

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