Tag: branson missouri
Where we are is a reflection of who we are, and right now I’m standing in front of a mirror, if that tells you what sort of a person I am. Hint: I am not my clone, even though I might look like it.
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This is 100% true, in a CNN sense of the word.
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Come and enjoy Branson’s NEWEST attraction. If you can’t find the ride, and have no idea where to look, congratulations, you have already started The Helen Keller Experience!
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Of all the months, to me, August is definitely one of them. Thankfully it’s not two of them, because if time had a twin, then so would space, and that kind of double date would be so romantic that the universe would probably implode.
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Water in a picture is a good visual of how my love flows for you, because it does and it doesn’t flow—both at the same time. I guess it all depends on how you look at it—and if you’re a paid-up subscriber.
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The only thing better than me is you, except for me and you together, which is best of all. And I’m not being hyperbolic about my being third best. I have a trophy to prove it. I bought it from The Trophy Store for $19.95.
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The best part about taking a two-week vacation in Branson is you’ll spend 12 of the 14 days stuck behind one Buick from Kansas driving as fast as a push lawnmower.
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If Branson’s tourism strategy is to attract the fattest, oldest, dumbest, and cheapest visitors, then I’d say they are executing flawlessly. Too bad repeat business is a problem due to poverty and death in that particular demographic.
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Powerlines, they’ve been ruining landscape photography ever since Edison didn’t listen to Tesla. Probably.
