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Some men fish, some men talk about fishing, and some men talk about some men talking about fishing. My question to you is simple. What kind of fish are you?

2020/12/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The brain is in the body, and memories are in the brain. Are my memories therefore not physical extensions of me, and able to be frozen for all of eternity, so that someone in the future can dethaw them and laugh at all the jokes I once enjoyed?

2019/07/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I hate the endless wars of Clown World, but I must admit that I like fishing for swimming sunsets. Makes me wish I had Leftover Meatloaf for brains, so I could vote and cheer on my favorite political team (out of two possible choices).

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Does enlightenment come through the brain, or the heart? To love fully is to live at your highest potential.

2019/04/142019/04/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you’re a sneakerhead, you’d have to have meatloaf for brains to not buy out my whole shoe collection, and if you buy the entire contents of my fridge, I’ll even toss in a FREE bottle of ketchup!

2019/02/282019/02/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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God gave writers one brain and two #MindMouths, so we could talk to ourselves and not have to bother conversing with anybody else by actually speaking. As you read this, my words go from me to you, half of a dialogue, and that’s one 50% I support 100%.

2018/11/082018/11/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My love for her has more dimensions that the human mind can comprehend. Only the heart knows what is beyond width, depth, and height.

2018/08/132018/08/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If the pen is mightier than the sword, then meme warfare is more dangerous to The Globalists than wielding any other sharp objects. After THEY force us into a #KnifeFree life, I’ll bet they’ll try to confiscate all writing tools.

2018/04/172018/04/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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