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Tag: body language
The boy on the left probably just heard you say you’re a VOTER, and the boy on the right probably just heard you tell him you’re taking him to The Cupcake Emporium. I can’t argue with the logic of both boys’ body language.
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Little children are geniuses at contorting their faces. Perhaps Jim Carrey could have been even more expressive if instead of practicing in a mirror, he’d just watched kids use body language to say what their limited vocabulary prohibits them from saying.
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No matter where you drive in this country, you end up in Clown World. That’s why I make my car go honk, honk.
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I love my cousin, and I’d never lie to him. Not only because I love him, but because he’s deaf, which means he reads body language like The Florida State University football team reads Dr. Seuss, and you can try to deceive with your words, but your body will always betray you.
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I talk a lot with my hands, and that’s why cats love conversing with me, because no matter what I’m saying I’m doing it silently while petting them. It’s double body language.
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Communication is paramount in a relationship, and body language may be the most important form of talking. Perhaps I got divorced because I can’t take a picture without making a really serious face.
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I also have other facial expressions to convey this message. In fact, I have over 4,321 ways to say you’re a moron using only body language.
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To effectively communicate, it’s important to use words you know will be understood, and to speak in a falsetto voice, with matching jiggly body language and giggles interjected, to show that you are serious.
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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.
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