When I was a child, I wanted to be a cowboy. But now that I am grown, I want to be a cowman.
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Everything is better when flavored with Love. That’s why my prices are so high!
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It just so happens that my birthday is on a national holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.
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The problem with a birthday for twins is what you get one, you have to get the other. But what about triplets? The collapse of Building 7 may not look like the Twin Towers, but its father is still Israel.
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Orange you glad I came up with 33 different ways to use up the last of the Leftover Meatloaf that came included FREE when you bought my old fridge? My favorite is Number 3, because if you shower in the dark like I do, then old meatloaf feels exactly like a crusty sponge.
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