Tag: bicycle
I used to be a bicycle salesman, with my main promotion being Buy One Tire, Get One FREE. Now I sell Unicycles, and when you buy one you get a FREE handlebar mustache.
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When I go jogging at night, and it’s pitch black, my shadow always takes the opportunity to run off and go grab a beer, because he thinks his actions are camouflaged and invisible to me. But when he gets fat and no longer mirrors my body, he’ll bring shame to The Shadow Community.
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I’ll be hosting the first ever International Nonsense Conference. It will be held on page 22 of your third-grade math book. You don’t want to miss it!
