Tag: beer
I’d recommend waiting an hour after eating and drinking before going swimming—unless you’re combining eating and drinking by enjoying a beer made by BearPaw Duck Farm. FREE refills after 11:59 PM and before midnight.
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Isn’t the mortality rate of The Coronavirus something like .003%? I guess Americans think trading 100% of our FREEDOM, and our ability to support ourselves, is a good bargain for something less deadly than drinking Corona beer and driving
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Winter reminds me of that one time I went ice fishing. I caught a few beers. But I had to throw them back, because they were just babies. I only drink geriatric fermented barley.
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I’m also selling Fish-Scented Soap. Each bar comes with a FREE six-pack of beer.
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My advice is more or less common sense: Sell more and sell less. Sell more quality, and sell less quantity. How many “I Love Branson” t-shirts do you really need? I’m asking because I only have 333 left in stock, but that should be good enough to get you through next week.
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Why plan for a doomsday disaster when you could just drink beer and watch football? Funeral home directors everywhere thank you for your inaction.
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Try The Fish Drink. It tastes like beer and wasted time. Buy a six pack for the price of eight.
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I have forearms, but Shiva has four arms. Maybe that’s why she’s so destructive, because that idol has idle hands.
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When I go jogging at night, and it’s pitch black, my shadow always takes the opportunity to run off and go grab a beer, because he thinks his actions are camouflaged and invisible to me. But when he gets fat and no longer mirrors my body, he’ll bring shame to The Shadow Community.
