Tag: bed
A woman just asked me if I’m good in bed, and I replied, “No, I’m a terrible sleeper. In fact, I’m so inefficient that it takes me twelve hours to do what the average person can do in eight.”
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To get what you want, you’ve got to be willing to work hard for it, and I want to be able to get good sleep, which doesn’t come naturally for me, so I’m willing to lay in bed for twelve hours straight, practicing and trying to perfect my craft like I’m a true professional.
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Let us love with a love greater than two, but equal to one.
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Some people sleep with a gun under their pillow, and that is offensive. In an effort to ban all Objects Of Violence, I propose banning pillows, because they are the root cause of millions of fights, and without them, we’d have a more peaceful society. I hope you groggily agree.
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I am at The Book Maze, the place to get lost in literature. It’s actually called The Book Mine, but it is an elaborate labyrinth of fantasy.
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