One day soon this new pond will be full of water, have Kelly-green clover growing all around, and have white ducks swimming in it. While you relax and enjoy the scenery, there’s even a special place to hold your beer. It’s called your stomach.

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I believe we are all being reduced to poverty through the devaluation of our fiat currency and the forced closures of small businesses. I also believe mass starvation is coming. Am I living in Fantasy Land? No. I’m living fantastically in The Ozarks, and I am preparing.

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Ever wake up in a fog, and you don’t know if you’re in reality or you’re still dreaming? Well, when you open your eyes in The Ozarks, you are BOTH awake and in a dream.

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No matter what time it is, it’s always now. That makes it the perfect time to love. But what is the perfect place to love? That’s easy—BearPaw Duck Farm.

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If our ducks have to spend from sunset to sunrise cooped up, we want to make sure they are having the most fun, which means maximizing their exposure to critters that they can chase and eat.

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Love now, not later. Also, love later. And in between, buy some duck eggs from me.

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I now sell Waterfall Wedding Veils, because what’s more romantic than weddings and waterfalls? Only the LOW price of ONLY $19.95!

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Let an array of colors scent your essence, and may you flourish like flowers. When the winds of adversity batter you, may your reaction bring freshness to the breeze.

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A firefly is flying fire, but is a butterfly flying butter? It should be called a flutterfly.

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Before you can be where you want to be, you need to be who you want to be. Except if you want to be me, because that’s impossible, unless you want to work my shift tomorrow morning while I sleep in, and then yes, you can totally be me.

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One day soon this new pond will be full of water, have Kelly-green clover growing all around, and have white ducks swimming in it. While you relax and enjoy the scenery, there’s even a special place to hold your beer. It’s called your stomach.

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I believe we are all being reduced to poverty through the devaluation of our fiat currency and the forced closures of small businesses. I also believe mass starvation is coming. Am I living in Fantasy Land? No. I’m living fantastically in The Ozarks, and I am preparing.

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Ever wake up in a fog, and you don’t know if you’re in reality or you’re still dreaming? Well, when you open your eyes in The Ozarks, you are BOTH awake and in a dream.

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No matter what time it is, it’s always now. That makes it the perfect time to love. But what is the perfect place to love? That’s easy—BearPaw Duck Farm.

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If our ducks have to spend from sunset to sunrise cooped up, we want to make sure they are having the most fun, which means maximizing their exposure to critters that they can chase and eat.

Like this:

Love now, not later. Also, love later. And in between, buy some duck eggs from me.

Like this:

I now sell Waterfall Wedding Veils, because what’s more romantic than weddings and waterfalls? Only the LOW price of ONLY $19.95!

Like this:

Let an array of colors scent your essence, and may you flourish like flowers. When the winds of adversity batter you, may your reaction bring freshness to the breeze.

Like this:

A firefly is flying fire, but is a butterfly flying butter? It should be called a flutterfly.

Like this:

Before you can be where you want to be, you need to be who you want to be. Except if you want to be me, because that’s impossible, unless you want to work my shift tomorrow morning while I sleep in, and then yes, you can totally be me.

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