Tag: beauty
The future is NOW. Well, it will be, in just one second. If you’re patient, I think you’ll find it’s worth the wait. You’ve gotta see how far we’ve come as a society! It’s beautiful here!
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When mixed with my lips, her kiss is shaped like desire, and it tastes like how a sunset in The Ozarks makes my heart glow.
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Love is a garden, and if you want it to grow, you have to get a little dirty. I like it when you get dirty with me.
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The world needs more love, and I need more money, which is my my new #startup idea of a floating gondola rowed romantically on fog in The Ozarks is a win-win-win, with the first two wins going to me, and the third one going to you, for the incredibly LOW PRICE of just $19.95.
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In a Lake of Clouds, there’s only one thing you can fish for: Dreams. Mostly I catch mine, but sometimes I catch yours, and I must say I am flattered to always see myself as the co-star in your subconscious fantasies.
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If your heart craves a mystical place, you’ll love The Ozarks. In fact, it’s so magical it doesn’t exist. Do not try to find it, and definitely do not come here. Just turn around, because this surreal realm is not real.
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The sunlight shimmers, the spider web glimmers, and my heart shimmies. It’s just another day in The Ozarks.
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Together, our love blends from sparkling yellow to glimmering peach, like a sunset smoothie in the sky, and that’s the kind of romance I want to sip slowly for the rest of my life.
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Are waterfalls the most romantic things in the world? You’d think so, but I actually dated one, and the truth is they only care about looking good, and they only want you around to fawn over them and take their picture all the time.
