A Pekin duckling has fur like rays of sunlight. It’s a yellow orb of a bird that’s bursting with warmth, and it transforms your fluttering heart into a butterfly.
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One day soon this new pond will be full of water, have Kelly-green clover growing all around, and have white ducks swimming in it. While you relax and enjoy the scenery, there’s even a special place to hold your beer. It’s called your stomach.
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The only thing better than me is you, except for me and you together, which is best of all. And I’m not being hyperbolic about my being third best. I have a trophy to prove it. I bought it from The Trophy Store for $19.95.
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I’m now selling my NEW face cream that you put on before you go to sleep at night, and when you wake up in the morning you have two additional faces on your skin that will be sure to get you noticed. $19.95 while avocados last. (Nachos sold separately.)
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The future is NOW. Well, it will be, in just one second. If you’re patient, I think you’ll find it’s worth the wait. You’ve gotta see how far we’ve come as a society! It’s beautiful here!
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When mixed with my lips, her kiss is shaped like desire, and it tastes like how a sunset in The Ozarks makes my heart glow.
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Love is a garden, and if you want it to grow, you have to get a little dirty. I like it when you get dirty with me.
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If your heart craves a mystical place, you’ll love The Ozarks. In fact, it’s so magical it doesn’t exist. Do not try to find it, and definitely do not come here. Just turn around, because this surreal realm is not real.
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I’m now offering FREE hugs! Only 99 cents per person per time!
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The sunlight shimmers, the spider web glimmers, and my heart shimmies. It’s just another day in The Ozarks.
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