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Flamingos are pink giraffe ducks. That’s not just a fact—it’s also the promo code for your FREE tour of BearPaw Albino Horseneck Flamingo Farm.

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If you’re not too busy making money for The Bankers for FREE, would you mind if I used your body to power BearPaw Duck And Meme Farm? As far as batteries go, you’re the second most interesting one I’ve ever met.
Fans of my writing often say, “Jarod, you write such romantic words! Why isn’t more of your poetry featured above truck stop urinals all along I-95?” The answer is I don’t know, but I’m humbled by the praise.
Whites can’t move to the ghetto, because that’s gentrification. Whites can’t move away from the ghetto, because that’s white flight. That’s the kind of white flight a Pekin duck does, and I’m all about that kind of running.
Hip-hop is for the birds. And a bird without a hip hops when it walks.
George H. W. Bush wasn’t gay. No, his wife was a man in a dress, and that’s totally not homosexual. In fact, that’s the essence of modern Conservativism.

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