One time I got beat up by a post-duck. That pillow hit hard.
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I’m a guy who likes to VOTE with my wallet. While that’s true power, I’d much rather VOTE with your wallet.
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If you’re selling baked beans as cereal, I hope you have another source of income. Maybe you could make money from businesses that make money, like The Chamber of Commerce. The Chamber of Commerce is the baked beans as cereal of business, in that it’s a complete joke.
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If you thought #Bitcoin was a good investment back in early 2016, wait until you see what #BearPawDuckAndMemeFarm is selling. We’ve got eggs! Oh, and T-shirts! Buy one—for every day of the year!
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I love the sound of fall leaves crunching under my feet as I walk on them. But wait, those are potato chips, my football helmet is full of nacho cheese, and this is winter. Shop #BearPawDuckAndMemeFarm for a smorgasbord of assorted tasty ear treats.
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BearPaw Duck & Meme Farm will be getting a Mouser Cat tomorrow. I posted a No Trespassing sign, but the field mice just refused to keep out of Quackster Castle. So, tomorrow they will meet a mighty hunter of their nightmares.
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The thing about driving down Memory Lane is you can only go in reverse. Another name for Memory Lane, at least for me, is The Drive Thru. It always reminds me of better days, like the ones that filled up last week.
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The Banksters want The People to think the fight is between The People and The People. But The Truth is, it’s actually The People versus The Banksters.
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The mainstream media asks if we think it’s funny that gamers who double as retail traders are target buying stocks shorted by hedge funds in order to bankrupt those greedy Wall Street parasites. No, it’s not funny. It’s freaking hilarious.
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Combat is dangerous, and no matter if it’s Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Muay Thai, or grappling, no Octagon Warrior wants to get put to sleep by a Pillow Fighter. That’s why Dana White won’t sign me to a contract.
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