Glad Trump bailed out The People. The deal’s full of fizzle and overflowing with MAGA. As a ratio, The Banksters get enough money to buy out Coca-Cola, the whole company, while The People get spare change to split a can of soda—if we could find some place to even spend our money.

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One cool thing about having visited The Future is I already know who wins every Presidential election. In 2020 and 2024 the winner is The Banksters. There is no election in 2028, as WWIII has destroyed everything in this country except one lone tourist in Branson, driving 15 MPH.

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