If you’re a bank robber, the cops will hunt you down. But if you’re a bank robber, the cops will provide you with an armed escort and protect you. The Yellow Vest Movement is all about The People standing up against the bank robbers who print fake money and destroy real lives.


If I ever see a bank robbery, I’ll be in Full Helen Keller Mode when the police interview me, because even if I looked right at the guy without a mask and he spoke to me, I didn’t hear anything and I didn’t see anything. Also, to that man: Cash tips are greatly appreciated.