Tag: ban
They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.
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Some people sleep with a gun under their pillow, and that is offensive. In an effort to ban all Objects Of Violence, I propose banning pillows, because they are the root cause of millions of fights, and without them, we’d have a more peaceful society. I hope you groggily agree.
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What is time, and has Facebook found a way to make more of it? How else can I explain my 24-hour ban lasting longer than a day? Does he make time the way CNN makes the news, in that it’s fake, but passed off as real to people who will swallow anything, including McDonalds?
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Rent one cat in a bag, get FREE snuggles. The bag is available to rent per hour, per day, or perhaps for life. But hurry, because supplies are limited. First come, first serve, as I only have ONE left IN STOCK.
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A bagel with no cream cheese is like a bicycle inner tube with no pancake syrup, and if you’ve got the time, I’ve got a broken watch FOR SALE.
