I used to be a Donut Hustler, but then I realized it would be easier to be an author and sell ONE MILLION books than ONE MILLION donuts, because I only have to do the work once. So far I’ve sold one book. (Thanks, mom!)

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The ink that writes our Love Story is the blood that flows through our hearts, like flowers liquified and pulsing upward toward the light.

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Our Love Story is being written every day, and we are the co-authors. We’re also the editors, because that’s what enhances the romance.

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God gave writers one brain and two #MindMouths, so we could talk to ourselves and not have to bother conversing with anybody else by actually speaking. As you read this, my words go from me to you, half of a dialogue, and that’s one 50% I support 100%.

2018/11/082018/11/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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You are what you consume, and I guess that makes me an all-you-can-eat buffet. Come to my funeral for discounted prices on ALL remaining body parts.

2018/08/242018/08/24 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I should write a book called, “The Art of The Sale, and How I’ve Never Had One.” I’ve also never had two or more sales, so there’s an eloquent and delicate balance to my approach.

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I should write a book called “The Art of Trolling.” Of course, if trolling is an art, then #FakeNews is the paint that gives it vibrancy and adds vividness to the colors.

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Book title idea: “How to Self-Thaw Yourself After Freezing In Fear, Before Evaporating Away From All Things Scary,” By Neil Cowherd Lee

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The best part about writing a book is getting to read it when I’m an old man with amnesia and say, “This is genius! Who wrote this masterpiece?” Then my grandkids will say, “You did, grandpappy!” as they lick their Meltless Ice-cream I will have invented sometime around 2021.

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Instead of March 15th, I think Corporate Taxes should be due on February 14th, Valentine’s Day, because honestly, is anything more romantic than doing your taxes?

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I used to be a Donut Hustler, but then I realized it would be easier to be an author and sell ONE MILLION books than ONE MILLION donuts, because I only have to do the work once. So far I’ve sold one book. (Thanks, mom!)

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The ink that writes our Love Story is the blood that flows through our hearts, like flowers liquified and pulsing upward toward the light.

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Our Love Story is being written every day, and we are the co-authors. We’re also the editors, because that’s what enhances the romance.

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God gave writers one brain and two #MindMouths, so we could talk to ourselves and not have to bother conversing with anybody else by actually speaking. As you read this, my words go from me to you, half of a dialogue, and that’s one 50% I support 100%.

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You are what you consume, and I guess that makes me an all-you-can-eat buffet. Come to my funeral for discounted prices on ALL remaining body parts.

Like this:

I should write a book called, “The Art of The Sale, and How I’ve Never Had One.” I’ve also never had two or more sales, so there’s an eloquent and delicate balance to my approach.

Like this:

I should write a book called “The Art of Trolling.” Of course, if trolling is an art, then #FakeNews is the paint that gives it vibrancy and adds vividness to the colors.

Like this:

Book title idea: “How to Self-Thaw Yourself After Freezing In Fear, Before Evaporating Away From All Things Scary,” By Neil Cowherd Lee

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The best part about writing a book is getting to read it when I’m an old man with amnesia and say, “This is genius! Who wrote this masterpiece?” Then my grandkids will say, “You did, grandpappy!” as they lick their Meltless Ice-cream I will have invented sometime around 2021.

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Instead of March 15th, I think Corporate Taxes should be due on February 14th, Valentine’s Day, because honestly, is anything more romantic than doing your taxes?

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