I’m somewhat of a bird watcher myself. But I don’t need binoculars to see when other drivers show me what they think of me using only their middle fingers.
Tag: attraction
The waves danced across Lake Taneycomo like liquid ballerinas, and they paused their performance to pass me a soggy scroll that had this scrawled, “Tourists will trade their livelihoods to be entertained.” So I turned off the blaring pirouette music and let them rest their feet.
Share this:
Share this:
Most people aren’t fortunate enough to know what the future looks like, but for Branson it looks fatter and older. Maybe hospital tourism is another way to attract a wider audience.
Share this:
Share this:
Come and enjoy Branson’s NEWEST attraction. If you can’t find the ride, and have no idea where to look, congratulations, you have already started The Helen Keller Experience!
Share this:
Share this:
Due to personal reasons, I’ve been banned from all Ford dealerships. I’m trying to appeal the decision, because it was consensual between me and the machines.
Share this:
Share this:
The Search for The Lost Treasure of Jesse James is the ONLY Branson attraction where you spend money for the chance to make money. It could be the easiest way to swim in cash without waiting for inflation to make you into both a millionaire and a peasant.
Share this:
Share this:
My last cardiologist said my heart problems are due to the fact that I love too hard, but I disagreed and so I fired him. This has negatively impacted the performance of my Toyota Camry, because my last cardiologist was also my car mechanic.
Share this:
Share this:
Be wise and choose Christ.
Share this:
Share this:
A fire may start with a spark, but the fire holds all the glory and provides all the warmth. Women love firemen. Nobody is attracted to sparklers.
jarodkintz.com 