As a portrait artist, I’m the best at handling chopsticks while drawing, and for ONLY $19.95 I can draw you in such a way that no matter what you look like, you’ll resemble Rasputin. You’ll also look like a love letter, so you’ll have the essence of romance.

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Of all the things I can draw, I’m best at drawing a blank. But this only happens when someone asks me why we need Central Banksters.

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My skills and resources are scarce, so be sure to book my services before all the pages are filled up and it’s FOR SALE in paperback format on Amazon for $19.95.

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I’m also offering Painting Classes. Paint like a master by painting over masterpieces. Improve on The Mona Lisa by adding a mustache, you creative genius. $19.95 per session.

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The Art of The Sale is all about hiding your brush strokes. In that regard, I am a Renaissance Master. Sign up for my class: “How To Sell Like da Vinci Painted,” and if you register within the next ten minutes, you’ll pay ONLY $19.95.

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I learned to draw the old-fashioned way—while not paying attention in math class. Let me teach you the art born of boredom and distraction.

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The only thing you should remember is that everything you do will be forgotten, except the moments where you gave love.

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Is there some kind of coupon or discount one can get when buying a da Vinci painting? You’d think if you spend 450 million dollars, you’d at least get a $50 mail in rebate.

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The best thing about love is there are FREE refills—so long as your cup has a hole in the bottom and you’re not trying to keep it all for yourself.

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I make love like I make art. At least, that’s my impression while I’m making it.

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As a portrait artist, I’m the best at handling chopsticks while drawing, and for ONLY $19.95 I can draw you in such a way that no matter what you look like, you’ll resemble Rasputin. You’ll also look like a love letter, so you’ll have the essence of romance.

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Of all the things I can draw, I’m best at drawing a blank. But this only happens when someone asks me why we need Central Banksters.

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My skills and resources are scarce, so be sure to book my services before all the pages are filled up and it’s FOR SALE in paperback format on Amazon for $19.95.

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I’m also offering Painting Classes. Paint like a master by painting over masterpieces. Improve on The Mona Lisa by adding a mustache, you creative genius. $19.95 per session.

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The Art of The Sale is all about hiding your brush strokes. In that regard, I am a Renaissance Master. Sign up for my class: “How To Sell Like da Vinci Painted,” and if you register within the next ten minutes, you’ll pay ONLY $19.95.

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I learned to draw the old-fashioned way—while not paying attention in math class. Let me teach you the art born of boredom and distraction.

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The only thing you should remember is that everything you do will be forgotten, except the moments where you gave love.

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Is there some kind of coupon or discount one can get when buying a da Vinci painting? You’d think if you spend 450 million dollars, you’d at least get a $50 mail in rebate.

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The best thing about love is there are FREE refills—so long as your cup has a hole in the bottom and you’re not trying to keep it all for yourself.

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