Dance critics all over the world have called my body moves, “Sculpturesque,” “As full of motion as a Rodin statue,” and “Like watching Helen Keller eat Jell-O with her elbows.” My dancing is so still and silent that it belongs on a shelf in a library, next to other great literature.

Actually, it wasn’t fair of me to say the only thing Rothschild loves more than stealing is war, because he also loves extortion, funding fake news, censorship of Truth, distorting markets through the magification of fake money while destroying economies, and sacrificing babies.