Tag: american
I’m shocked to learn I’ve been saying the word joke wrong. My whole life I thought it was pronounced joke, like choke with a j, but it turns out it’s actually spoken as MAGA.
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If the US Government treats Russia, China, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Sudan, Venezuela, and The American People as if they are all enemies, then does it have any friends? I would count Israel, but I mean friends it doesn’t have to pay billions of dollars a year for a relationship.
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Tonight’s meme is inspired by the letter in-between the 16th and the 18th letters. That single letter is going to save America from America. It’s the first letter in Question, which is something you shouldn’t do to The Plan. Just trust it, man.
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I have a doppelgänger who fought in The American Civil War in the 1860s, so people always assume I’m 200 years old. They ask me, “What’s the secret to long life?” Simple: Accept FREE food, but try not to get turned into Duck Soup once you’ve been fattened up.
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The Globalists own and control the voting machines, but we must use their devices to defeat them. Out of all 327.2 million Americans, your vote is the only one that matters, and if YOU don’t do your part, then together we all lose. Your vote counts! Your vote matters!
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If you vote, you’re not only NOT a moron in my book, but you’re also a hero. I think you’d like my book. It retails for $19.95, but for a warrior like you I’d be willing to let you have it for ONLY $19.95.
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When I say NO to Israel, I’m really saying YES to peace.
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With a slice of American life, plus another slice of American life, with some empty political promises in between, I can make an Economic Decay Sandwich.
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Sell your hope and buy prudence. I won’t buy the former from you, but I do have some of the latter for you to buy, and if you act within the next fifteen minutes I’ll even throw in some FREE cynicism.
