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Why am I offering Open Heart Surgery operations for ONLY $19.95? Simple: Because my heart has so much love to give. Also there’s the fact that I’ve never done one before, and so there’s a good chance I may forget to put your heart back in before I close up your chest.
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I used to want to sell drugs for a living, but then I realized I was deceiving myself, and I’d make a terrible CIA Agent.
