Branson Frontier Adventures has an Ejection Seat. I haven’t tried it, but Mother’s Day is coming up, and it sounds like the perfect gift for every mother-in-law.
Tag: adrenaline junky
Everybody knows I’m an adrenaline junky. That’s why nobody lets me watch mainstream news, because they know how it gets my heart rate amped. Fake narratives have a way of doing that to me.
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Time traveling is hard on the body, and after about 120 years, your Flesh Vessel will just stop working. But who you are as an asshole, that’s eternal, and that will never die, unfortunately.
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The worst part about selling #TornadoRidingSaddles is there are no repeat customers. Fortunately, there are a lot of people willing to waste their money and their life. My target market consists entirely of people who are pro sports season ticket holders.
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I’m an adrenaline junky. I also used to be the other kind of junky. Yes, like most Americans, I was hooked on the most dangerous drug of all—#FakeNews.
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