Tag: actor
Besides being Bigfoot FOR HIRE, I’m also the Chris Evans of Crisis Actors. You can see I’m good, because you don’t even know that you’ve seen me. But you have seen me. Recently I played The Dummy whose life was being saved by TikTok dancers dressed up like nurses and doctors.
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If Jennifer Anniston can go around masquerading as an actress, maybe I could put on my Gender Equality Mask and compete in The Olympics as a female. I’m taking home that gold medal, you transphobic bigot.
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I used to think alligators were reptiles until I found out about guys like Henry Kissinger, Trump and Putin’s handler, and now I see that alligators are human by comparison. Though Kissinger has Kiss in his name, there is no love in him.
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The key to riding a horse is making the horse think it’s in control, and you do that by giving it an Academy Award for Erin Brockovich.
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