Is mathematics the language of the universe? 8 333 7260190482 2539321 22 3579512864 413314. But I could be wrong.
Tag: absurd
It’s too bad GIFs are silent, because I recorded some original saxophone music to accompany this masterpiece. It sounds like ducks quacking on the moon, and if you’ve got an empty elevator that needs space to be filled, it’s now FOR SALE.
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OK fine, I’ll be your Jared Leto. In return, all you need to do is cash this million-dollar check from a recently deceased prince, and advance me the proceeds, minus 10 percent for facilitating the financial transaction. That’s right, YOU get to keep $100,000 for almost no work.
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One Hundred Trillion Zimbabwe Dollars is both a lot of money and not a lot or money. It’s a huge sum that’s worth nothing. That means you’re practically getting my love for FREE.
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When you buy one of my T-shirts, you get a FREE spot of tea. I tried to wash it out, but the spot is now a stain, so if you are thirsty for deals then this is for you.
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I’m somewhat of a bird watcher myself. But I don’t need binoculars to see when other drivers show me what they think of me using only their middle fingers.
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Life seems meaningless and everyone is lonely. That’s why I recommend dancing by yourself.
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Potential customers always ask me, “Jarod, what are you selling over at BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm?” I tell them, “If you don’t know what I’m selling, then you’re the best kind of buyer.”
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The funeral business is the only one with no repeat customers. Though you only die once, why not buy your own funeral from me twice? My Buy One Funeral, Get One FREE deal only applies the second time you purchase a custom Death Party.
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At BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm, we value self-expression—even if that extends to gender. That’s why we sell T-shirts in Men’s, Women’s, and More Expensive. There may be 333 different genders, but we’ll only charge you more money for 331 of them.
