Tag: 1980s
Did you know that Subway used the rubber found in yoga mats to make their bread? If you think that’s gross, wait until you find out about Beyond Meat! They don’t make food like they used to. That’s why I’m selling all your childhood favorites, pristinely preserved in Tupperware.
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I make love like I make coffee. That’s why if you buy right now, you get FREE refills for life. (Limited to one customer only. Promotion not valid in the following states: Alaska and Hawaii.)
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In my Warehouse of Romance I specialize in selling only two precious items: Love and Leftover Meatloaf. Both are vintage 1980s, so get them while they’re still cold.
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Next time you have a funeral, you should hire a better DJ. Also, the cheese dip tasted a little funky, like a 1970s disco hit, and I like my queso smoother, like love songs from the 80s.
