New Quotes

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

-Dark Jar Tin Zoo


If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

-Dark Jar Tin Zoo


Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.

-Dark Jar Tin Zoo


I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.

-Dark Jar Tin Zoo


Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

-Dark Jar Tin Zoo


I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!

-Dark Jar Tin Zoo

20 thoughts on “New Quotes

      1. Are you the author of this quote?: “After losing my job, I felt the only options available to me were razors, cyanide, or a shot to the face, until Renaldo, being the good friend that he is, reminded me how to tie a noose.

        yes or no.


      2. Love is like a debt…

        I paid principal amount by falling in love …
        now i m paying interest … on an on…


  1. Just wanted to chime in with the other praise. Found you (oddly enough) while looking through Goodreads for quotes on family, and now have your Amazon books on my wishlist for next purchase. Very clever style/form, to say the lease. Keep up the good work!


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