New Quotes

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

-Dark Jar Tin Zoo

 

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

-Dark Jar Tin Zoo

 

Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.

-Dark Jar Tin Zoo

 

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.

-Dark Jar Tin Zoo

 

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

-Dark Jar Tin Zoo

 

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!

-Dark Jar Tin Zoo

20 comments

  1. fely t pitok · April 3, 2013

    thanks …… and some more on political sayings

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  2. F · September 14, 2013

    Go home Jarod, You’re so drunk…

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    • jarodkintz1 · September 14, 2013

      haha I probably should call a cab

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      • JakeLandon · September 26, 2013

        Are you the author of this quote?: “After losing my job, I felt the only options available to me were razors, cyanide, or a shot to the face, until Renaldo, being the good friend that he is, reminded me how to tie a noose.
”

        yes or no.

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      • jarodkintz1 · September 26, 2013

        yes

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      • Ujjawal · February 6, 2014

        Love is like a debt…

        I paid principal amount by falling in love …
        now i m paying interest … on an on…

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      • jarodkintz1 · February 7, 2014

        haha yes!

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  3. Leanne Crawford · March 28, 2014

    Yo what song was that on Instagram??

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    • jarodkintz1 · March 28, 2014

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      • Leanne Crawford · March 28, 2014

        Thanks 🙂 I like it

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      • jarodkintz1 · March 28, 2014

        Good! haha I don’t know, the song just made me think of you 🙂

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  4. Leanne Crawford · April 3, 2014

    Good!! I didn’t want you to forget me.

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  5. Steve MacMartin · August 5, 2014

    Just wanted to chime in with the other praise. Found you (oddly enough) while looking through Goodreads for quotes on family, and now have your Amazon books on my wishlist for next purchase. Very clever style/form, to say the lease. Keep up the good work!

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    • jarodkintz1 · August 5, 2014

      Thanks, Steve! I am glad you found my quotes on GR 🙂 But don’t buy my books, because all the quotes are on GR for free! Free is good 🙂

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  6. half_vegetarian · September 2, 2014

    You need to have more awkward dreams :”d

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  7. Carol CHENG · October 20, 2014

    Also found you through Goodreads for quotes. Amazing insights in your words. Love it, love you!

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