My Books On Amazon

This Book Is Not FOR SALE is full of the strangest, most absurd, most abstract thoughts—and also the most of them, as there are literally tens of thousands of them.

There are over one million words in this one book!

It’s mostly full of random thoughts and one liners, but I’ve also got some surreal poetry, absurd stories, abstract imagery, and of course, I’ve included abusive tweets to all the globalists from McDonald’s to John McCain.

Just as I LOVE love, I HATE globalists.

But if something or someone is a dirty public entity or celebrity that profits at The People’s expense, then I have no tolerance for that.

Each thought or one-liner represents a moment in time for me, so you get to enjoy an inner tour of my brain.

This book has taken me over 13 years to write, and I’ll still keep adding to it. It’s not in a linear order, as my older stuff is strewn about randomly, because that’s just more interesting.

This book is well over a million words of pure absurdity, carefully crafted and edited strung together like a Necklace of Nonsense whose pearls I hurled at bacon. Yum!

There are hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of love quotes—and some of them are actually romantic. But most are just ridiculous, and through that I am able to highlight certain truths about life.

This book seemingly took me forever to write, and if you can ever finish it, I’ll let you buy me a beer. That’s just the kind of generous guy I am.

One final thought: I am proud of my original thoughts, because they show my creativity, humor, wit, but that is not what matters in life, nor is it what I want to be remembered for.

I want to be known as a man full of love, forgiveness, compassion, and charity, and so here is my offer to you: If you ever feel lonely and need a friend to chat with or vent to, someone to listen to you rant and ramble, you can easily find me online, and you’re only a stranger before you send that first message.

After that, we have a friendship, even if it’s in its infancy. Fancy that!

You and I are only one message away from developing a friendship, and I am that guy who will always reply sincerely, because if I don’t have that, then I don’t have anything, and if I’m only living for me, it’s as if I’m not living at all.

So buy this book or don’t buy this book, either way I want you to know that I get that life is lonely and depressing at times, and if you ever feel like you need someone to make you smile, I’d be honored to try to provide that service to you FREE of charge.

Actually, there is a charge—that of risk.

There is always the risk of rejection when you put yourself out there, but one thing I do understand is that this world is lonely and cold—and getting colder by the turned shoulder, and just as I HATE globalists, I LOVE The People, and is The People that bring the warmth and joy to this world, and it is The People that the globalists are crushing, and so if you ever feel discouraged, disheartened, or disenfranchised by The System or life, you know I’m down to bitch and moan about our oppressors.

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28 thoughts on “My Books On Amazon

  1. I don’t get it. Why aren’t you famous yet?

    Don’t answer that. The “Email (required)” they’re asking me for is fake. My name (required) isn’t Friendly Phallus either, but I guess that’s irrelevant

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  2. I don’t think my comment posted so I’ll say it again. I absolutely love it. I really can’t thank you enough (:

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  3. Hey mate

    Tried to buy this on Amazon but it is coming through as free. I decided to write a novel earlier this week, so I don’t want to stooge you out of payment but Amazon hasn’t made me pay anything?

    What to do!?!??

    Hamish

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    1. I’m stoked you want to buy my book, but I am even more excited that you got it for free. No worries. The fact that you want to read my work is payment enough 🙂

      So what genre of novel did you write?

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  4. My 14 year old daughter loves you and your quotes everyday she is saying one quote after another 🙂

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  5. hello mister kintz: just wondering if your book is an actual book, or it is just “a book”? thanks, johnnny (ps: love all your quotations esp the ones that involve nouns or verbs.)

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  6. It’s very sad that your name doesn’t pop up in humor category of goodreads. looks like censor board at your back.. i m both proud n sorry to say no creative writing institute can make another jarod kintz because its art.i personally believe your work is ahead of time or impossible to copy anytime.

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