College is The Deal Of A Lifetime. That’s because it’ll take you a lifetime to pay back all the debt. Why stress yourself like that when I’m offering you The Deal Of A Half A Lifetime? It’s the same value—absolutely worthless—so you may as well pay a Discount Price.


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