Yesterday, at t…

Yesterday, at the company party, I made a joke and everyone laughed and said, “Hey, now there’s the Jarod Kintz we all know and love.” and I smiled, but inside I thought, “Actually, the Jarod Kintz you know and love was my clone, who I had to murder because he kept eating all my leftovers.
-Jarod Kintz

One thought on “Yesterday, at t…

  1. Am I to understand that man’s age old existential struggle for leftover hamlet culminated in a murder/attempted suicide?
    I suppose this would be the penultimate example of digestion clearly not being the better part of valour.

    Poor Yorick!
    It seemed you knew him well.


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