I removed all t…

I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. But I didn’t stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors, so I could fondle you more efficiently, like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security.
-Jarod Kintz

One comment

  1. This is soo cheesy! · July 25, 2013

    My dear, I believe you have the TSA confused with PDA.
    Yet even still, I somehow strangely feel like ‘leaving on a Jet Plane”.

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