I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy. – I Love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture. – I Love Blue Ribbon Coffee

If my legs get blown off in war, I’d like to have them replaced with a coffee table. Half man/half furniture, I’ll be in the living room if you need me. – I Love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills. – I Love Blue Ribbon Coffee

An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for. – I Love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it? - I Love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I drink coffee like steam is the ghost of dead water. Ever tried inhaling the afterlife? – I Love Blue Ribbon Coffee

If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours. – I Love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of “I’m listening.” – I Love Blue Ribbon Coffee

I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness. – I Love Blue Ribbon Coffee

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 85 other followers

%d bloggers like this: